To celebrate the opening of their latest attraction Pirates Landing, LEGOLAND Windsor embarked on a quest to discover the best buccaneering, the silliest swash buckling jokes ever
Thousands of families who have already visited the Berkshire theme park so far in its 15th season took part in the challenge and voted for the best.
An Official LEGOLAND Windsor campaign also encouraged fans to don their finest sea faring costumes and deliver their favourite gags via video. You can see the some of the best efforts here
Pirates Landing at LEGOLAND Windsor boasts an exciting array of attractions featuring brand new ride the Jolly Rocker Swinging Ship, Pirate Falls Dynamite Drench, and Pirates Training Camp, making it a great day out for the most adventurous of families!
WHY DID THE PIRATE TAKE UP BOXING? AND OTHER RIB TICKLERS ....... LEGOLAND Windsor reveals the top five pirate jokes of all time
Ahoy there me hearties! Get ready to laugh your hooks off – LEGOLAND Windsor is proud to announce the top five pirate jokes of all time, as voted by thousands of families this year.
An old favourite took the top spot with 65% of families visiting park’s newest attraction Pirates Landing rating the funniest pirate gag as:
Q. Why did the pirate take up boxing?
A. Because he had a killer left hook
But, proving even pirates have mobile phones now, pirates phones going beep beep beep , because they were left off the hook, also featured in the shortlist.
Top Five Pirate Jokes of All TimeQ. Why did the pirate take up boxing?
A. Because he had a killer left hook
Q. What does a pirate use to blow his nose?
A. Anchor-chiefs
Q. What do you call a happy flag?
A. A Jolly Roger
Q. Why does a pirates phone go beep beep beep?
A. Because he left it off the hook
Q. What’s a pirate’s favourite food?
A. Arrrrgggghhhhhhh-tichokes
May 2010
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More Information about LEGOLAND Windsor
• LEGOLAND Windsor is a unique family theme park where children aged 3-12 can take to the road, soar through the skies and sail the seas in complete safety. It has over 55 interactive rides, attractions, live shows, building workshops and driving schools, not to mention a staggering 55 million LEGO bricks, all set in 150 acres of beautiful parkland.
• Winner of the Best Family Visitor Attraction in the Tommy’s ‘Let’s Get Baby Friendly’ Awards 2009, voted by parents for parents.
• LEGOLAND Windsor opens from 20 March until 7 November 2010. It is closed on selected midweek days in April, May, September, October and November. For further details please check www.LEGOLAND.co.uk.
• LEGOLAND Windsor is free for under threes. | 
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