> NICKNAMES
>
>
> If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
> Laura, Kate and Sarah.
> If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
> other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
>
>
>
> EATING OUT
>
>
> When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even
> though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller
> and none will actually admit they want change back.
> When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
>
>
> MONEY
>
>
> A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
> sale.
>
>
>
> BATHROOMS
>
>
> A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
> shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
> man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
>
>
>
> ARGUMENTS
>
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
>
>
> FUTURE
>
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
>
>
> SUCCESS
>
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>
>
> MARRIAGE
>
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
>
>
>
> DRESSING UP
>
>
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
> rubbish, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
>
>
> NATURAL
>
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>
>
> OFFSPRING
>
>
> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
> dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods,
> secret fears and hopes and dreams.
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
>
>
> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
> remembering the same thing!

Although, I've seen that before, it's still funny.

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Very good!

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