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PostPosted: 02 Apr 2010 09:59 
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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)

Lisa Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
Up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa replied that
she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her
head.

When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde

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That is brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: that made me nearly PMSL!!!! Classic!! :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 02 Apr 2010 15:25 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 02 Apr 2010 16:00 
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This has actually made me laugh all day, every time I think of it :lol:

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PostPosted: 02 Apr 2010 16:04 
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so funny! :lol: :lol:


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KittemC wrote:
This has actually made me laugh all day, every time I think of it :lol:


Emma, you must have the same sense of humour as me cos I keep imagining it in my head & sniggering to myself :lol: :lol: :lol:

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BlondeLou wrote:
KittemC wrote:
This has actually made me laugh all day, every time I think of it :lol:


Emma, you must have the same sense of humour as me cos I keep imagining it in my head & sniggering to myself :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was telling my hubby about it earlier and couldn't get the story out for laughing :lol: :lol:

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KittemC wrote:
BlondeLou wrote:
KittemC wrote:
This has actually made me laugh all day, every time I think of it :lol:


Emma, you must have the same sense of humour as me cos I keep imagining it in my head & sniggering to myself :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was telling my hubby about it earlier and couldn't get the story out for laughing :lol: :lol:


Now I'm laughing imagining you not being able to tell him for laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 02 Apr 2010 20:45 
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ha ha! Reckon I would probably have done exactly the same though! :D


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