I usually see the first few 'episodes' just to see who is in there and quickly lose interest as they are all incredibly fake (and this year they are literally fake, how many fake boobs????!

), pretentious, attention-seeking wannabe celebrities! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd, alas, this year is no different. However, I absolutely loved the little tiny woman! Especially when she barged the door into the house

. Sadly though, I think that may be the ONLY highlight this year, given the choice of people that they have selected for us to vote as housemates. Could they have chosen a selection of people that were more self-aware, self-important, attention-seeking, self-deluded, pretentious, despisable, dispicable, sheer scum and waste of planetary resources? Er........probably!
