What's the most embarrassing moment in your life?

Mine must be the time when I had been to an A** Summers party run by my wonderful sister Vicky! On the way home I needed a wee and couldn't wait until I got home so I leant up against what I thought was a wall only to my horror in mid flow did the wall move backwards and so did I! My butt was in the air and pee was all over me! I looked round and I had leant up against a gate not a wall!
Daniel hung his head in embarrassment and my 2 friends were wetting themselves in laughter from seeing my butt and lady garden! I quickly scrambled home to wash then jumped in2 my bed! in the morning i woke up next to a huge smelly puddle of cheesy vomit! not nice!

What you guys got for me then?

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i have so many one of them is i was checking this boy out and he was checking me out (long tme ago!!)
wasnt looking where i was going and only ended up headbutting a lamp post

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Far too many to think of just one for me I have fallen down stairs, over things, walked into doors, lamp posts - name it I have probably done it sober never mind drunk.
I will embarrass Neil though. We were out looking at new houses with the aim to move. This was pre Ella, and we were wanting out of Blantyre (trust me if you knew this area you would want to move too ) Anyway, the sales girl had just taken a couple up to another house, so we were waiting outside the show home. It was quite a nice sunny day. There was a wee wall up the side of the path, which Neil decided - in his ultimate wisdom, to jump the wall like he was playing leap frog. He missed timed the jump, and landed head first in the patio doors to the show home, just as the sales girl and this other couple arrived back. We actually had to leave looking at the showhome, as he was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and I couldn't actually stand up for laughing
Needless to say say we didn't buy that house, or one in that estate.
xx

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Pmsl

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