Far too many to think of just one for me
I have fallen down stairs, over things, walked into doors, lamp posts - name it I have probably done it sober never mind drunk.
I will embarrass Neil though. We were out looking at new houses with the aim to move. This was pre Ella, and we were wanting out of Blantyre (trust me if you knew this area you would want to move too
) Anyway, the sales girl had just taken a couple up to another house, so we were waiting outside the show home. It was quite a nice sunny day. There was a wee wall up the side of the path, which Neil decided - in his ultimate wisdom, to jump the wall like he was playing leap frog. He missed timed the jump, and landed head first in the patio doors to the show home, just as the sales girl and this other couple arrived back. We actually had to leave looking at the showhome, as he was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed and I couldn't actually stand up for laughing
Needless to say say we didn't buy that house, or one in that estate.