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PostPosted: 19 Oct 2010 13:26 
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Things Men Know About Women

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10. THEY HAVE BOOBS.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

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 Post subject: Re: Men Jokes
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What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

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 Post subject: Re: Men Jokes
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Lovin these Em :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Men Jokes
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Very true! lol!!! :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Men Jokes
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: so true

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Men Jokes
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Nice one Emma! :lol:

Here's some very sexist ones, but funny all the same! :D

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them!

Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They don't stop and ask for directions.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: How very true!!!!

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