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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 15:03 
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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on in an elevator.

6. You carry an umbrella and pay attention to the weather.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

9. Jeans and a shirt no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time the clubs close anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog 'Science Diet' instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90 percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 15:35 
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:lol: :lol: very true :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 18:40 
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teehee
So I still cant do No1, and as for No 6 I've no idea where my brolly is and the weatherman is always wrong anyway. Holidays in No 8 are prob still same for me, would love to do No16 but alas Ella wont let me :( And as for No24 prefer to drink in the house cos cant be bothered going out :lol: So does that make me still a wee baby???? :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 19:44 
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11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

Oh dear.......I didn't realise this was one, I just thought old people (50's) tee hee, were just getting more extreme!

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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 20:57 
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PHEW - 23 so not true!!! 90% of time spent on computer is on forums! The other 10% is Facebook! ha ha! Made me chuckle! x


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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 22:34 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 22:38 
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Brilliant! :lol:


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PostPosted: 24 Feb 2010 23:05 
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:lol: :lol: so very true lol :lol: :lol:

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Haha, brilliant and (very sadly) true! :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 25 Feb 2010 14:46 
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fiffes wrote:
teehee
So I still cant do No1, and as for No 6 I've no idea where my brolly is and the weatherman is always wrong anyway. Holidays in No 8 are prob still same for me, would love to do No16 but alas Ella wont let me :( And as for No24 prefer to drink in the house cos cant be bothered going out :lol: So does that make me still a wee baby???? :lol: :lol:
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PMSl Fee, I'd love to do the nap thing too!

Looking at the list just now, I scored 12/25, so I'm thankfully, not THAT old/grown up just yet either! :lol:

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