This made me alugh but at the same time, I'm there thinking that this is so true and so not fair.......
Old FlameI received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
.......
.....
.....
....
So I told her to f*** off.
But why are men and women so different? A 50 year old man is distinguished. A 50 year old woman is old! Women accept all sorts of things that men moan about! The woman will accept the man, warts and all but the man wants the fantasy figure. The man wants his ego pandered to but doesn't do the same for the woman.....
Venus and Mars eh?