This morning my youngest, Joshua, asked if his sister had got branches like a tree because "that is what is sticking out of your tummy Mummy and making you feel sore!" It made my day as I had little sleep last night due to a very active bubs!

He also asked the other week, how his sister got into Mummys tummy, without him seeing. I told him that one day Daddy had given Mummy a special seed to eat, which was now growing into a baby. I said that when she was ready to come out, then I had to go to the hospital to get help from the "special seed" doctors. I think I handled it pretty well....

So many funny thing my boys say, but too many to put on!!

Becky

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Ella "stole" my cardi the other day. I asked her what i would wear cos I was cold. The answer
" well now mummy that is a very good question"
Still never got an answer, and ended up having to just get another one
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My daughter always keeps me entertained with the daft things she comes out with especially corkers like "what does a pizza cutter do?" and "what are nut crackers for?" My 3 year old comes out with some really random stuff, like this week when he told me that he'd miss me if i got arrested and that maybe we should use one of daddies swords to cut up the policemen when they came for me.....he's also always telling me he's going to be an astronaut, fly to the moon in a rocket and say hi to all the pigs, think tv may be to blame for that one

There's so many funny things that Lewis comes out with. His most recent one is when he's getting into mischief and shouldn't be doing something, I go in and say what you doing. His response is always something along the lines of go and mop mammy, or go and wash the dishes lol
Little terror lol!

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We had a funny one last week after my sister bought the kids in some late easter eggs, I told my 3 year old he could eat a little bit of his and next thing I know he'd cleared the lot while my back was turned, when I was telling him off and asking why he'd done it he told me "but mummy it was so yummy I couldnt stop my mouth from eating it, my arm kept telling my mouth to eat it and my mouth was too greedy!"....blaming random body parts for naughtiness is a new one on me lol!

At bedtime last night Lacey announced she needed a pee, she was taking ages in the toilet so I shouted through to her 'come on its bedtime hurry up' her response humph 'just give me a chance' humph?
Lacey is exactly the same Jess, lol.
She has been telling everyone that when her new sister comes out my belly button it will have a tinkle like daddy because there are no tutti's left. Xxx

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These are so sweet. I look forward to funny little things like this coming out of jack's mouth. He only says a few words at the minute, of course, but he can say two together already and they are '(h)Iya Dadda'
His favourite word is hiya like -IYA - at the minute. He says it all the time. When we get him in the morning, if someone enters the room etc. He also likes shouting BRAH!! at the top of his voice. Not sure what that means.

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Abbie loves hiya too Sarah! Shouted it at every animal we saw at zoo ark today - several times. And then waved bye bye to them all. Katie just screamed in terror
After several tantrums today, I confiscated Ella's pencils and crayons for 3 days. Her answer "that's fine take them mummy cos I can just draw more at nursery"
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When Stuart was dropping off the boys at my Mum's last night, he was reminded by them to "mind his bananas" when at the scan today. I think they meant to say "manners" but he was laughing too much to correct them.

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