I was reading the post "whats your fave childhood memory" and it got me thinking about other memories from childhood. Not so much favourite ones, but funny or strange ones.
Here are my most memorable

1.BUNK BEDS
When I was about 7, my cousing Lisa and I (she is the one who always teased me with her white ted that I always wanted to play with) were at my aunties caravan. Lisa, being older and a bit of a cow towards her little cousin me, decided she wanted the top bunk. I reaaaallly wanted the top bunk and she teased me all day about it saying that I was too small, and needed to be 8 like her. I was furious, so when she was asleep, I tugged her pyjama leg so hard that she fell out of the bunk - and broke her collar bone.... I reckoned at the time she deserved it though

2.WALTZERS
A few years later, when I was about 15, the fairground came to our town. I love all the rides, and couldnt wait to go. I went with 3 of my mates and we went on everything, especially the waltzer. On the last go before hometime, the ride ended and my mates got out of one side of the waltzer, so all the weight was on their side. I swung out the other thinking I was dead cool, and the waltzer swung round and ran over the top of my heel - sliced a massive chunk off - there was blood everywhere. One of my mates passed out, and they had to call an ambulance for both of us! I, of course was not happy bcause I had to have loads of stiches and it was the start of the summer holidays. RAGING

3.CHILLI
Now, Ive never been a stranger to food of any kind - never mind pinch and inch, its grab a slab with me. Ive never been what you would call "svelte", so when there was extra chilli con carne going at my auntie's New Year party, I legged it down the stairs from Lisa's bedroom, lost my footing halfway down and hit the deck like a sack of spanners. Writing in agony, uncle Charles picked me up and sat me down. One broken ankle later, I spent the rest of the Christmas holidays stuck inside. I never got the last plate of chilli.... .

4. TURNIP and PINEAPPLES
When I was (again) about 14/15 we had a home economics class at school and had to provide the ingredients. Some of us were doing soup, and the rest pineapple upside down cake. Anyway, the teacher was off sick, so we never got to make anything. On the bus home that night, some idiot decided that it would be fun to have a "food fight". To cut a long story short, someone threw a massive turnip, and you guessed - it whacked me square on my "swede" so to speak, and knocked me out cold. The worst part was , I then got the blam for starting it from the teacher and had to clean the feckin bus up the next day

I shouldn't laugh but....
That's so funny.

I like these stories lol!

They have made me laugh! Love the one about pulling her out the bunk bed lol

She deserved the bunk bed incident!!!
Plenty more stories where that came from! xx

How you feeling Jess?

Keep them stories coming lol

Im fine, feeling much better now the antibiotics definatley kicked in good lol!
Lewis on the other hand is not too good, still got diahorrea! I phoned HV yesterday and she was telling me that she has been bombarded with phonecalls, seems all the other little ones around here have got it too. Ive got to take him back to the doctors on monday

Aw Bless him, there seems to be a lot of it going around at the mo. Hope he gets well soon. ((hugs))

Crikey this sonds like my childhood except it was my poor little brother who was on the receiving end!!!!!

Oh ive got loads of stories like that, usually my cousin grassing me in for all sorts, as she was a little goody two shoes, like a petite little delicate fairy. I, on the other hand was a bit chubbier, louder and generally got the blame for everything!

Bless - my little brother used to follow me around like a little puppy and would do whatever I would tell him - I was evil sometimes

its the law to torment younger siblings