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PostPosted: 19 Oct 2010 13:21 
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This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Taxidermist
PostPosted: 19 Oct 2010 18:47 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Taxidermist
PostPosted: 19 Oct 2010 20:33 
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Thats BAD!!! :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Taxidermist
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: very funny :lol:

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Naughty! :lol:

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