Obviously not my girls
but we had to take Neil's cousin's wee lassie on holidays with us. She is 9 and believe me knows far too much for her age.
Her daddy is in the army, and is just back from Afghan and I know he nearly got killed. But that wee girl could tell me in very graffic detail what happened to him. Stuff that quite frankly I dont think she should know about!
Also knows all about Sex. She regularly told me that her mummy and daddy are going to have a baby boy, and could tell me which night they were going to have sex in September to conceive said boy following the chinese horoscopes!
Another day there was a woman sitting on a rock outside out appartments. We thought she looked like she was doing the toilet, but the bold Jade insisted that she was having sex with a black man, cos his legs were wrapped round her neck and she could see them thrusting. All of this said in front of Ella!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously why does a 9 year old know all that!
She spent most of the holiday wanting me to put her false nails on, and her make up every time she left the house. Also the size of her bikinis - well lets just say even when I was mega skinny I would have worn more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wants to be a model, and is actually proud of the fact that she wears a size 4-5 clothes!!! Ella at 2 nearly wears the same size
She doesn't eat - and is getting quite good at hiding food already. It actually frightened me how aware of not eating she is!
I was worried Ella would pick up on her behaviour - and she has to an extent. But thankfully we can still get Ella to eat.