What makes you cry????????

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Hilarious! Yes - Kids are stinky. In fact, I call Rohan stinky every day. The rancid little toad wakes up in the morning smelling of a mixture of wee, sweat, and general stinkiness blended with a woody undertone of S**t usually. I think it only gets worse as they get older....

Think we should start the stinky sprogs thread.

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It makes me cry when my stinky little toad decides to do a "loaf" in his nappy, then when I go to change it he does the crocodile death roll, which results in him, me and any unfortunate soft furnishings and surroundings, being covered in crap!]

And why is it, that he thinks its funny to wipe snot against my face? Minger.

I have no idea how one average sized boddler creates such nasty aromas. He's in the bath or shower every day, but he reeks! When i take his shoes off after nursery his feet are minging! Poor little man, hes so cute though that I forgive the stinkiness.

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Just realised this thread is about teenagers. Sorry. However, our stinky little ones will be stinky big ones one day

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We have always called Oscar Stinky, virtually from the second he was born when he pooed meconium into the water of my birthing pool, 2 seconds after he was born!

The other day I awoke to a foul-smelling stench coming from Oscar's cot. I walked over to investigate. There was a definite stench of wee as usual, but that wasn't it. I woke him up, to find vomit over his sleeping bag. There wasn't a great deal of it, but it fecking wreaked! What gets me, is that he barely stirred that night, so the fact that he vomitted all over himself and was able to fall straight back to sleep, clearly means that not only did the stench not bother him, but the feel of vomit all over him didn't either. But I ask you, how does having vomit all over you NOT bother you, and how the hell are you able to fall back to sleep?! Stinky!

In reference to stinky teenagers, I have known many people, mostly boys, whose rooms have stunk so badly, that your eyes water as soon as their bedroom door is open, regardless of where you are in the house! My brother was one of them, I wouldn't mind so much, but he wreaked too!

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Ah, the old vom-in-the-cot trick! Lovely. Makes me queasy just thinking about it lol! When Rohan does it its like a thousand litres of yoghurt and milk have been left in a greenhouse, with rotten cabbage to ferment for a year. Rank..

Teenage boys do tend to be more stinky! Not sure if its because they dont mature as quickly as girls, so by the time they are 14/15 girls want to look nice etc, so have a shower every day, wear deodorant and brush their teeth etc. But boys, that doesnt come til they have an object of desire in the form of a girl they are chasing.

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Nd even then, they don't shower, they just BATHE themselves in nasty, nasty Lynx deodorant! Yuk!

Personally, I think it's got bug*ger all to do with hormones, teenagers are just plain lazy at EVERYTHING!

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Yeah agreed, alot of them are lazy. I remember the lynx and BO mix well with the lads at school YUCK

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