I do everything except mow the lawn and empty the bins!
My oh is pretty useless so its safer that way. Past disasters have included him wandering off when grilling crumpets, burning them and the smoke alarm going off, lots of washing disasters, shrinkage and colour runs. Once I was out and asked him to run a bath ready for me getting home, he did but fell asleep and when I got home it had overflowed causing the downstairs toilet ceiling to cave in and flooded the hallway. So I really dont mind doing everything myself!