It's a moment I dread! I'm doing my best to reduce it by progressively encasing the garden in stone and concrete, but I hate mowing the blo**y grass.
This week has seen the lawn sprout a variety of colours in its weed selection and it now comes to way above the ankles, so it must be nearly time to dust the cobwebs out of the lawnmower again.
I once read in a fairytale book that there are some men out there who enjoy mowing the lawn. Rubbish, I say! Surely no man can enjoy mowing the lawn! It's like finding a woman who enjoys Pink Floyd and Genesis.
I certainly hope there are no members on this site who enjoy mowing their lawns. If there are I'll have them banned!