I can't find that page.
(aka 404 - Not Found)
TheBabyWebsite Web Server. I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I
can't seem to find.
I'm really sorry about this. It's a bit embarassing really. Here you
are, the user, trying to get to a page on TheBabyWebsite.com
and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just
a humble webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages
and I can't even do that! What a waste of space I am! Please don't be
mad though, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're
probably all thinking, "Man, TheBabyWebsite's webserver sucks. It
can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my
CPU... no that's ok... how about my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my
admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this
data centre. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm
really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm
going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're
looking for...goodbye cruel world!